Secularism ji ki aarti

To promote Secularism, we must sing the following secular Bhajans everyday 5 times a day facing Beijing or Islamabad--

Secularism Ji ki Arati

OM*

Doha

Laal rang, laali lasai, bhagavaa dhvajaa giray koop |

Laloo Mullu Yadav sahit, Hindu dharam par kooch ||

Jai Jai kaar

Pakistan ki jai ho, Hindustan ka naash ho |

Minorities mein sadbhaavaa ho, secularists ka kalyaan ho ||

Marx suta Jyoti Basu ki jai !

Bolo Romila Thapar ki Jai!

Jai Jai Shabana Samarth |

OM* = Official Marxists

Chhanda

NRam naam ras lijiye manuva, NRam naam ras lijiye|

Tajiye ku-Sangh, SAHMAT sung baithiye,

Romila bhajan nish-din kijiye||

Chupai

Hindustan, Pakistan ka cheraa |

Kijiye secular hridaya mein deraa ||

Sunahum NRam, ab kahahun niketaa,

Jahaan basahun, Romila Thapar Sametaa |

Marx hi nivedit, bhojana karahin,

Secular prasaad laal vastra dharahin||

Kar nit karahin, Namboodirpad Puja,

Soniya bharosey hridaya nahin duujaa|

Charan Beijing teerath chali jaahin|

Secularism basahun, tinakey man maahin||

Doha

Jai Jai Jai Romila Maayi, Dayaa karo Soniya ki Naayi |

West Bengal ik secular samaaju, JNU hi teeratharaaju ||

Shloka

Sarve santu secularists,

Sarve Hindu mrtyumayaaH |

Sarve red pustakani pasyantu,

Maa kaschit saffronist bhavet ||

Na?asti Babari samam masjid, na?asti Stalin samam Pir |

Na?asti Nehru samam secular, tasmaat Taliban pujayet ||

Islaam paramo dharma, Secularism paramo tapah |

Romila paramo vidvaan, Jyoti Basu ek eva mahaan ||

Doha

Laal rang, laali lasai, bhagavaa dhvajaa giray koop |

Laloo Mullu Yadav sahit, Hindu dharam par kooch ||

Jai Jai kaar

Pakistan ki jai ho, Hindustan ka naash ho |

Minorities mein sadbhaavaa ho, secularists ka kalyaan ho ||

Marx suta Jyoti Basu ki jai !

Bolo Romila Thapar ki Jai!

Jai Jai Shabana Samarth |

OM* = Official Marxists

jai jai secularism devta

UPA government's secularism...

UPA's secularsim: marriage with convenience

Banning Parzania in Gujarat = Communal
Banning Da Vinci Code = Secular

Kargil Attack = Government failure.
Chinese invasion in 1962 = Unfortunate betrayal.

Fake encounters in Gujarat [Sohrabuddin] = BJP Communalism.
Fake encounters under Cong-NCP in Maharashtra [Khwaja Younus] = Police atrocity.

Talking about Hindus and Hinduism appeasment = Communal.
Talking about Muslims and Islam = Secular.

BJP freeing 3 terrorists to save 100 Indian hostages = Shameful
Congress freeing 4 militants to save just a life of one daughter of its minister in Kashmir [Rubina Sayed] = Natural Political dilemma.

Attack on Parliament = BJP ineptitude.
Attack on Mumbai, killing 200 innocents=We don't do politics on Terrorism

Not hanging Afzal Guru the mastermind despite Supreme Court orders = Humanity and Political dilemma.
Congress questioning Lord Rama existance = Clerical Error.

Reservations of minorities (on the basis of religion) in Govt. jobs by secular Govt. = oxymoron
Subsidy to haj pilgrims = secular